About Frances

Frances Dilorinzo is an international corporate comedian who proves intelligent women don’t have to be stuffy. She delivers a thought provoking joke one moment and then an uninhibited physical punchline the next! Her comedy has taken her from one continent to another as a top performer on cruises lines including Celebrity, Norwegian, Royal Caribbean, Holland America and more! Her corporate performances are in high demand, and who could say that better than Warren Buffett who declares,

“You were terrific. Just terrific!”

Dilorinzo’s television credits are numerous including appearances on NBC, CBS, ABC, LIFETIME, COMEDY CENTRAL, TLC, A&E and has millions of views on YouTube!

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Me and my George Carlin...
Me and my Arsenio Hall...
Me and my Sherri Shepard!
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2020
FEBRUARY 5IRVINE IMPROVIRVINE, CA
FEBRUARY 8CANYON COUNTRY CLUBIRVINE, CA
FEBRUARY 11BREA IMPROVBREA, CA
FEBRUARY 13GIRLS INC.OMAHA, NE
FEBRUARY 14SUN & SAIL CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA
FEBRUARY 19SUN CITY ASSOCIATIONSUN CITY, CA
FEBRUARY 21PRIVATE EVENTORANGE, CA
FEBRUARY 22TRAVATA ASSOCIATIONIRVINE, CA
FEBRUARY 26ELF FOUNDATION - IRVINE IMPROVIRVINE, CA
MARCH 3-14HOLLAND AMERICA - ROTTERDAMCOSTA RICA-PUERTO VALLARTA
MARCH 14ALISO VIEJO COUNTRY CLUBALISO VIEJO, CA
MARCH 17COTO DE CASA COUNTRY CLUBCOTO DE CASA, CA
MARCH 22BERNARDO HEIGHTS COUNTRY CLUBBERNARDO HEIGHTS, CA
MARCH 28PALMIA ASSOCIATIONMISSION VIEJO, CA
APRIL 3SUN LAKES COUNTRY CLUBBANNING, CA
APRIL 4REDLANDS COUNTRY CLUBREDLANDS, CA
APRIL 11-15HOLLAND MAASDAM MAZATLAN - SAN DIEGO
APRIL 18CANYON CRESTMISSION VIEJO, CA
APRIL 24LAKE FOREST BEACH AND TENNIS CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA
APRIL 24WOODBRIDGE VILLAGE ASSOCIATIONWOODBRIDGE, CA
MAY 1-3BERKSHIRE-HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDERS MEETINGOMAHA, NE
MAY 8SUN & SAIL CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA
MAY 12FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES SHOW - IRVINE IMPROVIRVINE, CA
MAY 15SENIOR LIVING EVENT - SOKA UNIVERSITYALISO VIEJO, CA
JUNE 27LAKE FOREST BEACH AND TENNIS CLUB - FRITZ COLEMANLAKE FOREST, CA
JULY 18EAST LAKE VILLAGE ASSOCIATIONYORBA LINDA, CA
SEPTEMBER 18SUN LAKES COUNTRY CLUBBANNING, CA
NOVEMBER 7EAST LAKE VILLAGE ASSOCIATIONYORBA LINDA, CA
NOVEMBER 7SOLARA DIAMOND ASSOCIATIONHEMET, CA
NOVEMBER 13SUN & SAIL CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA
NOVEMBER 20LAKE FOREST BEACH AND TENNIS CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA

Testimonials

“I could watch your show over and over again.”

Naomi Slabber - Production Manager, Norwegian Cruiselines
Real

“I wish I was her sugar daddy.”

Warren Buffett
Fake

“Frances is a great entertainer! A master of any size crowd!”

Fritz Coleman - NBC Weatherman
Real

“I love, respect, and admire women like Frances who are smart and funny!”

President Trump
Fake

“Frances hit the ball out of the park… again!”

Stan Zucker - Chicago Club
Real

“What this show really needs is Frances Dilorinzo!”

Simon Cowell - AGT
Fake

Make your event an experience
they’ll never forget!

There are a lot of options out there when it comes to booking or hiring entertainment, but you want the choose one of the BEST options – and laughter certainly is.

Comedian Frances Dilorinzo is an experienced professional who you can trust to deliver, because she is easy to work with and knows exactly how to read and play to the needs of your audience.

There will be plenty of fun and hilarious moments during the show, but afterwards, plenty of congratulations and pats on the back for you, the planner, for making it all come together.

Booking is easy!

Just send us some basic details about your event, including what it’s for, your budget, the date, time and location. We’ll get back to you right away with availability and pricing options and are happy to answer any questions you may have.

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