About Frances

Frances Dilorinzo is an international corporate comedian who proves intelligent women don’t have to be stuffy. She delivers a thought provoking joke one moment and then an uninhibited physical punchline the next! Her comedy has taken her from one continent to another as a top performer on cruises lines including Celebrity, Norwegian, Royal Caribbean, Holland America and more! Her corporate performances are in high demand, and who could say that better than Warren Buffett who declares,

“You were terrific. Just terrific!”

Dilorinzo’s television credits are numerous including appearances on NBC, CBS, ABC, LIFETIME, COMEDY CENTRAL, TLC, A&E and has millions of views on YouTube!

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Me and my George Carlin...
Me and my Arsenio Hall...
Me and my Sherri Shepard!
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Calendar

2024
MAY 3WOODBRIDGE VILLAGEIRVINE, CA
MAY 4VIRGINIA DE LANDTHEATERYORBA LINDA, CA
MAY 24 - 31CELEBRITY CRUISES - CELEBRITY EDGEALASKA
JUNE 8Z-PLAYHOUSE MISSION VIEJO, CA
JUNE 15TRAVATA CLUBIRVINE, CA
JUNE 22 - 24PRINCESS - SAPPHIREALASKA
JULY 2 - 6PRINCESS - ROYALALASKA
JULY 9-11 PRINCESS -MAJESTIC ALASKA
JULY 13 LAKE VILLAGE ASSOC.YORBA LINDA, CA
JULY 18-20PRINCESS- SAPPHIREALASKA
JULY 19SOLARA DIAMONDHEMET, CA
JULY 22-25 PRINCESS - DISCOVERYALASKA
JULY 28 - 30PRINCESS - RUBYALASKA
AUG 3VIRGINIA DE LANDTHEATERYORBA LINDA, CA
AUG 14-21 HOLLAND AMERICAZAANDAM ALASKA
AUG 29 - SEPT 1PRINCESS - MAJESTICALASKA
SEPT 13WOODBRIDGE VILLAGEIRVINE, CA
SEPT 14SUN LAKES COUNTRY CLUBBANNING, CA
SEPT 21-28 MSC - SEASCAPECARIBBEAN
OCT 5THE COUNCIL ON AGING SMILE MAKERSNEWPORT BEACH, CA
OCT 14 - 21CELEBRITY CRUISES - CELEBRITY REFLECTIONCARIBBEAN
OCT 26FOUR SEASONS THE LODGEMURRIETA, CA
NOV 2VIRGINIA DE LAND THEATERYORBA LINDA, CA
NOV 8LA VALLE COASTAL CLUBRANCHO SANTA FE, CA
NOV 9EAST LAKE VILLAGEYORBA LINDA, CA
NOV 9-16MSC-SEASCAPECARIBBEAN
NOV 16JOLLA COUNTRY CLUBLA JOLLA, CA
NOV 23DOVE CANYON CLUBTRABUCCO CANYON, CA
DEC 6SOLARA DIAMONDHEMET, CA

Testimonials

“I could watch your show over and over again.”

Naomi Slabber - Production Manager, Norwegian Cruiselines
Real

“I wish I was her sugar daddy.”

Warren Buffett
Fake

“Frances is a great entertainer! A master of any size crowd!”

Fritz Coleman - NBC Weatherman
Real

“I love, respect, and admire women like Frances who are smart and funny!”

President Trump
Fake

“Frances hit the ball out of the park… again!”

Stan Zucker - Chicago Club
Real

“What this show really needs is Frances Dilorinzo!”

Simon Cowell - AGT
Fake

Make your event an experience
they’ll never forget!

There are a lot of options out there when it comes to booking or hiring entertainment, but you want the choose one of the BEST options – and laughter certainly is.

Comedian Frances Dilorinzo is an experienced professional who you can trust to deliver, because she is easy to work with and knows exactly how to read and play to the needs of your audience.

There will be plenty of fun and hilarious moments during the show, but afterwards, plenty of congratulations and pats on the back for you, the planner, for making it all come together.

Booking is easy!

Just send us some basic details about your event, including what it’s for, your budget, the date, time and location. We’ll get back to you right away with availability and pricing options and are happy to answer any questions you may have.

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