About Frances

Frances Dilorinzo is an international corporate comedian who proves intelligent women don’t have to be stuffy. She delivers a thought provoking joke one moment and then an uninhibited physical punchline the next! Her comedy has taken her from one continent to another as a top performer on cruises lines including Celebrity, Norwegian, Royal Caribbean, Holland America and more! Her corporate performances are in high demand, and who could say that better than Warren Buffett who declares,

“You were terrific. Just terrific!”

Dilorinzo’s television credits are numerous including appearances on NBC, CBS, ABC, LIFETIME, COMEDY CENTRAL, TLC, A&E and has millions of views on YouTube!

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Schedule

2019
AUGUST 8THE FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES CONTEST - JUDGESAN CLEMENTE, CA
AUGUST 23ALISO VIEJO COUNTRY CLUBALISO VIEJO, CA
AUGUST 30 - SEPTEMBER 7NORWEGIAN - SUNBAHAMAS
SEPTEMBER 13SUN LAKES COUNTRY CLUBBANNING, CA
SEPTEMBER 21THE COLONYMURRIETA, CA
SEPTEMBER 27LAKE FOREST BEACH AND TENNIS CLUBLAKE FOREST, CA
SEPTEMBER 28OAK KNOLL VILLAGE CLUBHOUSELADERA RANCH, CA
OCTOBER 1NORTH COAST REPERTORY THEATERSOLANA BEACH, CA
OCTOBER 4BRAEMAR COUNTRY CLUBTARZANA, CA
OCTOBER 5COUNCIL ON AGINGIRVINE, CA
OCTOBER 11WOODBRIDGE VILLAGE ASSOCIATIONIRVINE, CA
OCTOBER 12MISSION VIEJO COUNTRY CLUBMISSION VIEJO, CA
OCTOBER 15TRILOGYPALM SPRINGS, CA
OCTOBER 18COTO DE CAZA COUNTRY CLUBCOTO DE CAZA, CA
NOVEMBER 2EAST LAKE COUNTRY CLUBYORBA LINDA, CA
NOVEMBER 8BAKER RANCHBAKER RANCH, CA
NOVEMBER 22SOLARA DIAMONDHEMET, CA
2020
JANUARY 23PEARL FRIENDSAIKEN, SC
MARCH 28PALMIA CLUBHOUSEPALMIA, CA

Testimonials

“I could watch your show over and over again.”

Naomi Slabber - Production Manager, Norwegian Cruiselines
Real

“I wish I was her sugar daddy.”

Warren Buffett
Fake

“Frances is a great entertainer! A master of any size crowd!”

Fritz Coleman - NBC Weatherman
Real

“I love, respect, and admire women like Frances who are smart and funny!”

President Trump
Fake

“Frances hit the ball out of the park… again!”

Stan Zucker - Chicago Club
Real

“What this show really needs is Frances Dilorinzo!”

Simon Cowell - AGT
Fake

Make your event an experience
they’ll never forget!

There are a lot of options out there when it comes to booking or hiring entertainment, but you want the choose one of the BEST options – and laughter certainly is.

Comedian Frances Dilorinzo is an experienced professional who you can trust to deliver, because she is easy to work with and knows exactly how to read and play to the needs of your audience.

There will be plenty of fun and hilarious moments during the show, but afterwards, plenty of congratulations and pats on the back for you, the planner, for making it all come together.

Booking is easy!

Just send us some basic details about your event, including what it’s for, your budget, the date, time and location. We’ll get back to you right away with availability and pricing options and are happy to answer any questions you may have.

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